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You're welcome to the official site of a crazy, new comic series following the antics and adventures of the privatized security/contractor company known as The Whack Jobs. Scroll for more. 

 
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Christmas whackage includes: The Whack Jobs #-2 books, T-shirt, & cup w/stickers, all for $15. Free local DFW pickup. Offer valid now until November 37th! We're that nice. 

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The Whack Jobs #-2 (part 1) $5 (+ free shipping)

Employ your full creative liberty with the 1st issue of an exclusive comic book series you can color yourself! These pages are tough enough to withstand almost any colorful punishment you apply,  so go ahead and put them pages to the test! Plus, you'll get a little extra something else with your shipment!

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The Whack Jobs #-2 (part 2) $5 (+ free shipping)

Employ your full creative liberty with the 2nd issue of an exclusive comic book series you can color yourself! These pages are tough enough to withstand almost any colorful punishment you apply,  so go ahead and put them pages to the test! Plus, you'll get a little extra something with your shipment!

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The Whack Jobs T-shirt: "Abomination"

Limited print T-shirt featuring the Whack Jobs enemy, Snowsquatch!                             Sizes: S-4XL $20.00 ( + free shipping ) Please contact us to verify that your size and style is in stock and correct!

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"Saucy" glow in the dark t-shirt                 

With the official mascot and comedy relief of The Whack Jobs plastered in glow in the dark fashion, Saucy is just doing what knife wielding burritos do!     $25 Sizes: YM, YL, S*, M*, L*, XL, 2XL, 3XL ( + free shipping)  (*ladies style) Please contact us to verify that your size and style is in stock and correct!     

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16 oz. Logo cups w/ stickers

The solution to your drinking problem! The official cup of the Whack Jobs will retain your reasonable liquid of choice in an unorthodox and unmistakable style! Upside down or right side up, it works in action or inaction! Comes with Whack stickers too!!!!

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The Whack Jobs #-2 part 3


 ****This book ships FREE with the purchases of parts 1 and 2!!****-OR-
The Whack Jobs #-2 (part 3) $2.99 + $5 shipping + some extra goodies!

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The official book printing of the Cross Eye Comix series title, The Whack Jobs, has always been PRINTING CENTER USA !!!! If you've seen our books, then you've seen that THEY make us look our best with their top quality production! Pair that with the friendly staff and excellent communication, we highly recommend PRINTING CENTER USA for your projects as well! Their website is easy to navigate and they have the best deals out there...PERIOD! Their logo is on the back of ALL our books for several good reasons and we're sure you'll have your own when your project is complete with PRINTING CENTER USA!!! "X" marks the spot to get started!

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Color art prints 

8.5 X 11 color art prints $3.00 ( Please contact us to verify that the desired print is in stock and correct )

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Black/White art prints

8.5 X 11 black/white art prints $1.00 ( Please contact us to verify that the desired print is in stock and correct )

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The Grapes of Whack 

The official clandestine logo shirt of The Whack Jobs is specifically designed to accommodate all missions, successful or otherwise, up to and including: wine tasting fails, grape jelly stains from PB and J and any execution of puppets! Available in both styles and all sizes!!!

 
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