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The Whack Jobs #-2 (part 1) $5 (+ free shipping)
Employ your full creative liberty with the 1st issue of an exclusive comic book series you can color yourself! These pages are tough enough to withstand almost any colorful punishment you apply, so go ahead and put them pages to the test! Plus, you'll get a little extra something else with your shipment!
The Whack Jobs #-2 (part 2) $5 (+ free shipping)
Employ your full creative liberty with the 2nd issue of an exclusive comic book series you can color yourself! These pages are tough enough to withstand almost any colorful punishment you apply, so go ahead and put them pages to the test! Plus, you'll get a little extra something with your shipment!
The Whack Jobs T-shirt: "Abomination"
Limited print T-shirt featuring the Whack Jobs enemy, Snowsquatch! Sizes: S-4XL $20.00 ( + free shipping ) Please contact us to verify that your size and style is in stock and correct!
"Saucy" glow in the dark t-shirt
With the official mascot and comedy relief of The Whack Jobs plastered in glow in the dark fashion, Saucy is just doing what knife wielding burritos do! $25 Sizes: YM, YL, S*, M*, L*, XL, 2XL, 3XL ( + free shipping) (*ladies style) Please contact us to verify that your size and style is in stock and correct!
16 oz. Logo cups w/ stickers
The solution to your drinking problem! The official cup of the Whack Jobs will retain your reasonable liquid of choice in an unorthodox and unmistakable style! Upside down or right side up, it works in action or inaction! Comes with Whack stickers too!!!!
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The Grapes of Whack
The official clandestine logo shirt of The Whack Jobs is specifically designed to accommodate all missions, successful or otherwise, up to and including: wine tasting fails, grape jelly stains from PB and J and any execution of puppets! Available in both styles and all sizes!!!